Ladies, women, mothers, grannies, singles, careerists, domestic goddesses, reconstructed men, slobs: this is what you've been waiting for, whether or not you realised it - a new washing machine detergent with magical powers. In this one liquid soap watch all those shades of green whirl around, immersed in hot water but still displaying the vividness of their colours. Never before has observing a wash held such excitement for young and old alike. 
Forget about sex and shopping novels, bodice ripping historical fiction, erotica over the ages - this is the experience you need to give your day that added frisson. Chuck out the old rhinoceros horn, the asparagus, almonds, avocados, bananas, figs, chocolate. Don't bother opening that bottle of wine. Dispense with your Ann Summers flimsy lingerie, your Calvin Klein y-fronts. Just put on a wash, set those nerve ends jangling...
and see what happens....
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