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Monday, 10 January 2011

monkey business













There's an exhilarating sense of liberation when you do something impulsive and wacky. Especially when most people would think you were mad. And so it was when we stopped at a petrol station on the last leg of our two day drive from Lyon to Edinburgh. We'd only gone in - or so we thought - to buy snacks, and there it was, one of those containers with stuffed animals. And there he was, a monkey with an appealing face, the sort of thing I might have purchased for my son when he was younger.

A few moments of anticipatory flutterings followed as I waited for the inevitable 'for goodness sake, no,' from the man of the house. As it was, without even a resigned note to his voice, he asked me to find out what this creature cost. £9.99. And five minutes later, it was ours. Of course I rationalised this extravagance away. If even one of us had been hungry enough to want a meal, we might have forked out nearly that sum on a plate of mince and tatties. The last hour and a half of the drive was spent deciding on a name, with the usual derisory comments about each other's suggestions. Surprisingly quickly - by our standards - we agreed on Rosco, having debated the merits or otherwise of Rex, Charlie and names too ridiculous to mention.



Rosco spends most of the day suspended from a wrought iron screen in our sitting room, mainly to prevent him from being savaged by our increasingly agile kittens. In the evening, when we watch telly or a DVD, he is lifted down and sat upon my partner's knee. By day, my partner co-ordinates a large EU science project. At night he demonstrates that he could have made a career out of puppeteering, as we question Rosco and he nods or shakes his head. It's now clear to me that I will never completely grow up. And I'm cool with that.




Acceptingly yours

Jane

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